An Old to H. C. Earwicker

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             Ms Carriage

               [H. C. E.]

I could have had a brother,

Or I could have had a sister.

Since I didn't have one

I couldn't really mister.

 

There's that absence just behind me

Where he/she could have been,

But since they never wasn't,

There's no way I'm akin.

 

The emptiness inside me

For the one I never had

Is my own discerning onset

Of a state wherein I'm mad.

 

Madness is a wrinkle

In my middle frontal lobe

(I'd settle for a crumpet

Not to read the book of Job).

 

Happiness is galling

As I set and watch TV;

I missed it once and saw it pass

And drank a cup of tea.

 

Now I have a little dog

Who means the world to me,

As each contestant utters

When she meets the back emcee.

 

Shot out of a canon,

I sat my ego high,

But ran into a herd of owls

That smelled like shoofly pie. 

 

Living without siblings

Is more easy than it sounds;

I never have to share my beads

Or blush to run from clowns.

 

All is really well now

On the inside of my head;

Since my brain is smooth as jelly

I can tick-tock till I'm spread.