Inspired by the Dwarf and Nick Bottom the Weaver...

                 #403

       Not Two Firkins Neither

Who's in charge of naming things

In this wicked world of sin?

Not Ho Chi Minh nor Lohengrin,

And Lenin's just a kilderkin;

That leaves one wild and wicked jinn,

Or, of course, one goblin,

One goblin Rumplestiltskin.