#408
The Horror, the Horror
Don't touch your nose, the doctors tell us,
Or something nasty soon will fell us!
Germs, it seems, are everywhere,
Faucets, sinks, and Delaware;
Clean the fridge, the mouse, the goat,
Especially clean your big remote.
Wipe down every toilet seat,
Along with your pet parakeet:
Germs love cages filled with poo,
So you know what you have to do:
Get out the sanitizer wipe
And blast those bugs with every swipe!
It is the cause, it is the cause.