Behavior Modification

Behavior Modification L

We had come home from Michael and Katie's; the kids take pity and feed us, well, fairly often, actually.  I had taken care of some household chores and had just plopped down next to Simon in my big blue recliner, about 5:30 p.m.  Simon and I reclined.  

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

"Go away Schuster; I'm old; I need a nap!"  (I didn't get to bed till 5 am this morning.)  

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

Goofy little dog!  The dogs get their supper at 5:30 pm, usually.  How does he know it's 5:30, supper time?

"I need a nap.  Who's the master here, little dog?"  Ha!  I refused to budge.  Simon and I stayed reclined.  Schuster went away.  I fell gloriously asleep.  For all of 20 minutes, when I more or less felt something (neuropathy!) chewing my fingers.  Chewing my fingers!  I hauled my arm back over the side of the chair.

Bounce, bounce, bounce.

It's 6:10.  He's hungry.  He's insistent.  He's trying to chew Simon's nose.  I got up and fed them, all.

It's not easy being a parent.