#389
Andy Panda: Suitor
Andy Panda made a pass
At a pretty country lass;
Turns out she had 14 brothers
Who had chased off all the others.
Of course they chased off Andy too,
Who's now sporting black and blue.
Andy Panda! (#33)
Andy Panda
Andy Panda with his Nephew...
#363
Andy Panda (#32)
Andy Panda told a story
To his nephew, Little Rory,
But Little Rory fell asleep
Before Andy could say Bopeep.
Andy Panda!
Andy Panda Time and so soon too...
#304
Andy Panda (#31)
Andy Panda went to Mass:
His soul was deftly shaken:
For Christ he saw in bread and wine
That may be readily taken.
Andy Panda!
Andy Panda at the Race Track...
#299
Andy Panda (30)
Andy Panda placed a bet
On a horse named Fighter Jet.
Fighter Jet lost by a nose,
Shot down by Tokeo Rose.
Andy Panda!
Andy (ha ha) Panda
#271
Tosser
Andy Panda (29)
Andy Panda threw a party,
After which he threw a book;
Then he threw a game of chess,
When he couldn't move his rook.
Andy Panda!
Tosser
Andy Panda in Lit 101...
#268
Andy Panda (28)
Andy Panda took a class
Taught by a lovely Irish lass.
Andy's heart would fall and break
Every time she quoted Blake:
"Tiger Tiger."
Andy Panda Time [it has been a while]
#258
Andy Panda (27)
Andy Panda met a ghost
On a U.S. Army Post;
The ghost gave Andy such a scare
That Andy messed his underwear.
OOPS!
Andy Panda!
Andy Panda Time [sorry about that]
#241
Andy Panda #26
An Andy Panda anodyne
For drinking too much table wine
Is a glass of fine moonshine
Though it tastes like turpentine.
Andy Panda!
Bottoms Up!
More Panda Possibilities...
#233
Andy Panda #25
Andy Panda had a friend
Who could talk for days on end;
The only way to stop the flow
Was to ask him for some dough.
Andy Panda!
Oh, that Andy Panda [time out]...
#226
Andy Panda #24
Roly-Poly Panda Pie--
Ate too much, thought he'd die.
Stuck his finger down his throat;
Coughed up sixpence and a groat.
Andy Panda!
Andy Panda rides the range...
#222
Andy Panda #22
Andy Panda, purple haze,
Western sunsets, desert maze,
Lost among the prickly pear,
Fell into the Rattler's lair,
Stumbled back to desert air,
Not much worse for wear and terror.
Tarantulas mean desert dawn,
Scurry across each desert lawn,
Catching bats and bugs galore,
Echoing poor Andy's roar.
Andy the desert Panda!
Sometimes a character will take on a life of his own, and do things, insinuate himself where he shouldn't be....
#214
The Dream
Last night I dreamed a solemn dream
With Andy Panda in it.
Tonight I'll dream no dream at all,
Not even for a minute,
Cause I intend to stay awake
So Andy won't be in it.
Andy Panda, always on my mind...
#207
Andy Panda #21
When it wouldn't go tick tock,
Andy tried to clean his clock.
The clock fell into disrepair
When Andy snagged it in his hair.
Andy Panda!
Andy Panda, four in a row this time...
#202
Andy Panda #17
Andy Panda submarine,
Sailing on a cloud serene,
Up above all towers high,
Cloud-capped Andy rides the sky.
#203
Andy Panda #18
Andy Panda in the closet,
Looking for his sweetheart's locket,
Found instead a nest of Ants,
Hanging out in Andy's pants.
#204
Andy Panda #19
Andy Panda foster child
Of angry woman, husband mild;
Simple Andy had a thought:
Anger leaves you overwrought.
#205
Andy Panda #20
Andy Panda bought a horse,
Called him AbelBaker,
Rode him down to Richmond town
To try a boiler maker.
Andy Panda!
Andy Panda--He's Back...
#199
Andy Panda #15
Andy Panda bought a boat
To sail upon the ocean.
Lost at sea he quickly moaned,
"This was a stupid notion!"
Andy Panda Panda Panda...
#194
Andy Panda #14
Andy Panda ruffled feathers
On a snow white mountain Goose.
Once the Goose had dealt with him,
He gave him to the mountain Moose.
Andy Panda!
The Moose of course turned Andy loose.
Noble Moose!
Panda Adventures...
#193
Andy Panda #13
Andy Panda met a Troll,
Ten feet tall and growing.
Readers with perceptive ears
Will know the wind was blowing.
Andy Panda!
More Panda Perceptions...
#191
Andy Panda #11
Andy Panda rode a coaster,
Screaming all the time it fell
Down the highest inclined plane
That gravity was working well!
Andy Panda!
Panda Perceptions...
#190
Andy Panda #10
Andy Panda ate a biscuit
Made of flour, butter, cheese.
Anyone could tell that biscuit
Would make Andy Panda sneeze.
Amen!
Andy Panda!
More Panda possibilities...
#189
Andy Panda #9
Andy Panda wrote a book
On how to take a backward look.
But "turn around, don't lose your head,"
Was all that Andy's small book said.
Andy Panda!