More Blue Goofus...

            #399

            Malady

You don't want to get the Blue Goofus;

It twists your insides like a rope,

And treats your brain like a blender,

For which there's no rational hope.

Then there's that Handicap Placard...

                   #396

           The Blue Goofus

They give them for obesity,

They give them for panectomy,

They give them for, God only knows,

Those moss-green things that grow on toes;

So get in line to get yours too,

Before you turn completely blue.