CLERIHEWS A BUNDLE

Names:

#!

Kate Snow

Continues to grow,

As NBC’s Sunday voice;

For this News we rejoice.

#2

Sir Richard Branson,

With a billionaire’s ransom,

Humbly blasted into space,

For, he said, the good of the race!


#3

Dapper Lester Holt,

Tough as a bolt,

Tightened the screws,

On Vladimir’s views!

#4

Jose Diaz Belart

Always put horse before cart,

Thanking us, in Prime,

“For the privilege of our time.”

#5

Rosalynn Carter

Always proved smarter

Than government men

With whom she’d contend.

#6

President Joe Biden

Has trouble “deciden”

Which way to bend

When truth is the end.

#7

Dr. Rochelle Walensky—she

The perfect head for the CDC;

For no virus would dare

Infect her deathly glare!

#8

Stephen Colbert

Likes to fuss with his hair;

Too often his genital jokes

Crack-up the late night folks!

#9

Elon Musk,

Of a man, but a husk;

For he has the strong smell

Of singed money from Hell.

#10

Marjorie Taylor Greene,

Before TV cameras will preen,

And utter nonsense

As though truth were pretense!

#11

Senator Ted Cruz

Bears a cross—that’s not booze;

He bought the Big Lie,

For a piece of Trump’s pie.

#12

Rich man Jeff Bezos,

It’s true, has the pesos,

To buy all of space

Filled with nothing but waste!

Dr. Rochelle Walensky, CDC Director; with her the well-masked, now POTUS Joe Biden.

Dr. Rochelle Walensky, CDC Director; with her the well-masked, now POTUS Joe Biden.