Names:
#!
Kate Snow
Continues to grow,
As NBC’s Sunday voice;
For this News we rejoice.
#2
Sir Richard Branson,
With a billionaire’s ransom,
Humbly blasted into space,
For, he said, the good of the race!
#3
Dapper Lester Holt,
Tough as a bolt,
Tightened the screws,
On Vladimir’s views!
#4
Jose Diaz Belart
Always put horse before cart,
Thanking us, in Prime,
“For the privilege of our time.”
#5
Rosalynn Carter
Always proved smarter
Than government men
With whom she’d contend.
#6
President Joe Biden
Has trouble “deciden”
Which way to bend
When truth is the end.
#7
Dr. Rochelle Walensky—she
The perfect head for the CDC;
For no virus would dare
Infect her deathly glare!
#8
Stephen Colbert
Likes to fuss with his hair;
Too often his genital jokes
Crack-up the late night folks!
#9
Elon Musk,
Of a man, but a husk;
For he has the strong smell
Of singed money from Hell.
#10
Marjorie Taylor Greene,
Before TV cameras will preen,
And utter nonsense
As though truth were pretense!
#11
Senator Ted Cruz
Bears a cross—that’s not booze;
He bought the Big Lie,
For a piece of Trump’s pie.
#12
Rich man Jeff Bezos,
It’s true, has the pesos,
To buy all of space
Filled with nothing but waste!
Dr. Rochelle Walensky, CDC Director; with her the well-masked, now POTUS Joe Biden.