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Simon the Dachshund
He's rug-shaker mischief-maker
Mole whiffer butt sniffer
Squirrel hater cat baiter
Thunder barker tree marker
Tail wagger biscuit nagger
Chair taker sleep faker
Walk stopper stair hopper
Door scratcher plot hatcher
Turtle biter dog fighter
Lap sitter arm fitter
My dog sleeps-like-a-log
The hibernating frog
Simon