Two common grackles sitting on a wire;
One called the other a dirty rotten flier!
"Not so hot!" The first grackle said,
"I only pooped once on the bald man's head!"
For the enquiring minds that want to know, "Not so hot!" is a quote from Shakespeare's King Lear, spoken by one of the evil daughters. How nice, finally, to bring it into play once again (pun, of course, intended)! And once again demonstrate, as well, the value of a liberal arts education.