Eve

The First Snake of Springtime:

                   #412

              After the Fall

Yesterday Eve saw a snake;

It called to her in passing:

"Don't worry Lass, God's humor is

Original and surpassing.

Two days from now you'll see how right

It was to take that first quick bite

With Adam sure to follow,

Though today it's hard to swallow.

So please don't fret, you ain't dead yet,

For pain is just an empty threat,

Though I'll be on my way today

Before Himself finds more to say,

And takes another body part;

His humor's what sets Him apart!

Adieu, my Sweet, Adieu."

From Eden to St. Peter's...

                #407

              Pilgrimage?

When Eve left for Rome to visit the Pope,

Adam stayed home to tend their tame goat.

What on earth did Eve have in mind?

A Francis encounter or pay-back in kind?

Who can tell in this secular age,

Though the Vatican stays

A great holy stage,

For which we Thank God--

Amen.

 

 

An Olde Olde Story, Slightly Retold...

            #373

          Eve Alone

Eve's in the Garden,

A perilous sight;

Adam's not present,

Something's not right.

 

Her beauty's like sun rays

Cutting through clouds;

Frolicing creatures

Attend her in crowds.

 

But something's not right,

She's in a blue funk;

If I didn't know better,

I'd blame Blossom the Skunk.

 

The Serpent is talking,

That's new today;

What in God's Garden

Could he possibly say?